I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I believe in your delicious
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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