I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
