im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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