I need help removing her.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
is it fun? or sober?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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