i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My feet surprised me
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