We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
how drunk are you?
Several
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
