It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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