Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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