Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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