I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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