I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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