Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We are all done wearing pants today
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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