you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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