I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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