no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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