I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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