Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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