You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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