he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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