hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
