We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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