break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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