so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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