I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
