so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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