it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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