She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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