sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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