Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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