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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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(214): View more from Texas

did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

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not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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(713): View more from Texas

Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car

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(619): View more from California

Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?

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(812): View more from Indiana

You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?

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