Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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