come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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