Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
When did angry sex become our thing?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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