His hands were made for my vagina.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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