in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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