i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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