So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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