I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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