Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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