Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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