i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The uberlube is also flammable
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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