yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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