i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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