who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Got a toothbrush?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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