I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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