Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's blow job season.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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