I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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