He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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