I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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