If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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