Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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