Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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