You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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