yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i out mim tonsoeep
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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