fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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