When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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