Jerry, you need to find god
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love having hate sex.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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